if you had the money, you'd be all over it like a drunk prom date
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I'm crouched in a doorway in Paris, poaching somebodies wifi on 8% battery strength. Got here fine. One of the flight attendants on Aer Lingus was wearing green eyeshadow. Very unflattering.
French people very nice. Bought groceries this morning: "Bonjour... Je cherche pour le papier hygenique... et une banane" (Hi I'm looking for toilet paper, and a banana.) It sounds pretty bad out of context.
More on the next charge, and the next wifi link.
All my l'amour, jpeg.
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Typically I start a conversation with anyone over here with "Hello cheese-eating surrender monkey! Let me teach you evrything my country knows about pre-emptive war" then I just sit there in silence.
jpeg 27 Aug 2006
John, I believed you up until "...then I just sit there in silence."
Remember: Jpeg + Beret + Camera = Hilarity. Get on it.
andrew 27 Aug 2006
Johnny,
I believe the French also love when Americans say "We saved your ass during WW11"...But say it in a Jerry Lewis voice, so they can appreciate you even more.
Nora 27 Aug 2006
We did save France, but in doing so our military acknowledged a debt was being repaid to Lafayette a french citizen, who was central in our own revolution. (See "Lafayette, we are here.")
jpeg 28 Aug 2006
John, in honor of your new home i had french toast and french fries with french dressing on them - it was awesome.
Karen 28 Aug 2006
Don't you mean "Freedom Wipe and a bannana"?
Dubya 26 Aug 2006