19 Aug 2006

  
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Dubya Pardons Uncle Jesse

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Bush continued to handle the truly important matters of the country last week, with the Presidential pardon of a moonshinin' extra from the movie Deliverance.

I could not make this up if I tried.

[Randall Leece] Deal's "Deliverance" performance consisted of a single line: "It ain't nothing but the biggest [expletive] river in the state!" For the record, Deal did not play one of the surly locals involved in an infamous rape scene with actor Ned Beatty.

Do you think if he had been involved in the rape scene, he'd get some sort of medal from this administration?


 
 
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Cletus for President in '08! Ernest T. Bass would make a perfect VP.

Carl 21 Aug 2006

"Moonshining was a common practice in the South in the 1960s, Deal said. He also pointed out that he was not in it for the money, but was more interested in the fun and camaraderie of the enterprise."
That's why I sell meth! It's like an Oprah's book club, but with less teeth. BTW: I am fully behind Ernet T's "Throw a Rock at Iraq" foreign policy. Yee-fucking-haw!

il_postino 23 Aug 2006

 
 
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