What We Need: A Global War On Bathtubs

We're gonna fight 'em in the showroom, so we don't have to fight 'em in the bathroom.

"A False Sense of Insecurity?", a must-read paper on assessing the risk of terrorism.

...in almost all years, the total number of people worldwide who die at the hands of international terrorists anywhere in the world is not much more than the number who drown in bathtubs in the United States.

As soon as we're done with bathtubs, it's on to lightning, and Q's favorite conspiracy target, DEER.