Crime that doesn't happen in Paris
The latest from my local paper's Police Log:
"A woman removed 24 bars of soap from Walgreen's, 916 Madison St, wihout paying at 5:45 pm Sept. 3."
[Wait for it!] She got away clean. [ba-doom!]
Camus in grave: "Mon dieu! C'est absurd!"
What would a French chick do with all that soap . . . use them for some type of creamy sauce base?
Carl 13 Sep 2006