"I can't believe it's a hard-on!"

Former handyman Charles Lennon may not receive his settlement from the company that manufactured his malfunctioning penile device. The implant has caused Lennon to have an erection for 10 years!!!

Lennon received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before the impotence drug Viagra went on the market. (Using a complicated system of pulleys, cables and a cast iron inner structure) the Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.