I thought the guy who won Survivor 1 was in jail..., then he goes and makes this home-made video. The unblinking stare-thing seems to be working for him.

jpeg 21 Sep 2006

Person One: "You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!"

Person Two: "Well, you've got your Messiah on my genitals!"

Now, this problem would normally be resolved over a simple ape fight . . .

Carl 21 Sep 2006

I would like him to keep his belly button off of my retinas.

kristin 21 Sep 2006

Did him.
Didn't see Jesus.

Talaria 29 Sep 2006