But I got a prostate the size of a grapefruit!
Levy County in Florida recently required library volunteers submit to a drug test as a condition of...er...volunteering.
You know, cuz we can't have Grandma gopped up on the goop while she attempts to do something with all that free time. Sounds like it'd be less hassle to start on that nasty crack habit.
Andrew,
Anytime a volunteer works with kids, they have to do a background/drug test. My sister works at PADS (a homeless shelter through the arch diocese of Chicago), and she had to do the same tests.
Thank god she finally got off the smack, so she could volunteer.
nora 26 Oct 2006