18 Dec 2006

 
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Pearl Necklace, Jr. by Hasbro

Jerk it, kids!

Yes, it is real.


 
 

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I love the bit at the end, like some sort of disclaimer, "Major pumping required." Wow.

Eh... gets 'em ready for frat life.

andrew 19 Dec 2006

Just a few questions:

Does it sting when it gets in your eyes?

Does it take a few minutes to "reload"?

After prolonged playtime, does it make you sleepy?

Carl 19 Dec 2006

Good news! Hasbro just announced the new 2-person "Reacharound" edition! Start forming Ooozinator circles today, kids!

il_postino 20 Dec 2006

SNL had this on Weekend Update. "Junior's first money shot!"

pazen 20 Dec 2006

 
 
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