07 Dec 2006

 
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Why Does God Hate Amputees?

“If God were answering the prayers of amputees to regenerate their lost limbs, we would be seeing amputated legs growing back every day,” the Web site declares, adding: “It would appear, to an unbiased observer, that God is singling out amputees and purposefully ignoring them.”

 
 

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According to the fairy tales: the Lord moves in mysterious ways, He giveth and taketh away, etc.

Carl 07 Dec 2006

A bizarre site, but I have related questions: Why does God kill 225,000 Pacific Islanders in a tsunami? Why does God make retarded people? A life punished from start to finish with massive difficulty, in which the subject will never be able to care for themselves or look out for their own interests? nice.

If there is a God (fat chance), he's one twisted fucker.

god hates you 08 Dec 2006

Why did I kill 225,000 Pacific Islanders in a tsunami? Hey, I need extra waitstaff up here and the laundry ain't doing itself.

And retarded people? They totally get me and laugh at all my jokes.

Old Testament God 08 Dec 2006

 
 
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