10 Apr 2007

  
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Things you should do at home.

So I make it to the gym for the first time in I don't know how long and I walk into the locker room. In the mirrored sink area just off from the lockers some guy is standing shaving his junk with an electric razor. No lie. WTF? Did he want to save on the electricity by not shaving at home? Did he just want people to watch? When I told Wendy about it she begged me to point him out if I ever saw him again around Oak Park, but to be honest I really didn't get that good a look at his face. He would have to be nude and shaving his balls for me to recognize him. Can you imagine that in a police line-up? Why does it not surprise me that you can?


 
 
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I think he was shaving "at home" if you get my drift. wink wink.

Part of the fun of this new byline-less format, is that now we get to guess who wrote this, and got an eyeful at the gym. I'm going with... that guy from Nonagon (which I pronounce "No noggin").

P.S. Never ask to borrow his shaver.

not mollusk 11 Apr 2007

Tim, maybe that guy had a gay porn shoot to get to after his workout?

I don't know about you, but I just can't get a close enough shave on my sack with an electric razor.

Dirk Diggler 11 Apr 2007

That goes far beyond what I find gross that people do in public (clipping their finger nails)....

I tried to post the picture of Stewie Griffin from the Family Guy shaving his "coin purse", but didn't know how!!

ewwww....

Nora 11 Apr 2007

dude, you have GOT to stop drinking at the fish during bidness hours! You SURE you were at the gym? I hope you didn't fall into "Big Leggy's Man Palace" again...

jimrat 11 Apr 2007

Tim, chill out, man... Ranieri used to do that all the time at the health club near nvu. everyone knew that, and no one ever blogged about it! go easy on him, I think forni told him something about the "carpet matching the drapes" and baldy acted on it...

the rupp 11 Apr 2007

Oh, how I wish I hadn't read your post.

I cannot get the horrid vision out of my mind.

And now I'm afraid to go to the YMCA changing rooms for fear this dude, or someone like him might show up with the same motivation...


MarkusArelius 16 Apr 2007

 
 
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