I realize...
...that posting this link requires an explanation of how I stumbled across it, but really anything you can dream up is better than the actual story:
CLOWN
POSSE
The following porn-clown names are retired & will live in infamy: Knockers the clown, Achtung the clown, Destructo the clown & Flambeau the cow. Choose something else.

Achtung! That's Achtung! der Klown!
Achtung! 11 May 2007