I'd like a socially conservative Dirty Sanchez...

The conservative military blog Rollcall.com has leaked this titillating little morsel:
"Vice President Cheney isn’t not on the phone records of the alleged D.C. Madam," the accused madam’s lawyer said on Tuesday.

Let's see what happens with this one. It would certainly explain why the 20/20 story fizzled. I'm controlling my glee, because this blind item is just too coy to enjoy any real schadenfreude.