Au revoir!
Jerry Falwell has, at long last, been called home to Satan.
The intolerant and ignorant man died "from a severe bowel obstruction"*. Please supply your own joke.
Thank you, "god!" Pardon my jubilance, and please take Pat Robertson too!
Please, please, please...
*wikipedia

Regarding 9/11. “I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say ‘you helped this happen.’”
"Labor unions should study and read the Bible instead of asking for more money. When people get right with God, they are better workers."
Regarding public schools, "I hope to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we don't have public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them."
“AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”
"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
the good reverend jpeg 15 May 2007