20 Jul 2007

 
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Someone explain John Travolta to me

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Is he gay?
Is he a cult member?
Is he talented?
Has he made toupees and beer-guts fashionable?

Really, I'd like to know.


 
 

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I believe you'll find the answers you seek in my new book, "Diuretics: The Power of Ur the Elder and other Party Jokes." I'd be happy to send you a copy, if you just send me 10% of your personal wealth.

il_postino 20 Jul 2007

This is an easy one. John Travolta is one big elaborate life support system to sustain a stomach and a chin.

John Travoltas Doctor 20 Jul 2007

Yeah,looking at that picture, its hard to find a reason to like him.

I do think he is talented, and although its about 30 years old, I really have grown to like the movie Grease. Not sure if he is gay and I have gotten beyond critizing Scientology, so I really don't have anything against him.

Go Grease lightening...

Grease fan 25 Jul 2007

 
 
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