18 Nov 2007

 
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Writers strike too Late to stop National Treasure sequel

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Yes, a scant month stands between us and the cinematic equivalent of explosive diarrhea that is Nation Treasure: Book of Secrets.

How many movies does Nic Cage have to do before he can afford a decent toupee?


 
 

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Nick. Just shave your head. There's no way it can look worse than this.

Kal-El 18 Nov 2007

Regarding toupees, stars like Cage and Travolta have set the bar so low that I'm seriously considering sporting one on my own bald dome strictly as a fashion statement.

Carl 19 Nov 2007

Why doesn't someone hit that man with a Hair Club?

Q-Tip 20 Nov 2007

 
 
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