is my penis attached to your mother?
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I couldn't decide if you needed to know more urgently about:
- Cheeseburger-in-a-can or...
- online Smurf porn (in Spanish)
They both seemed pretty important. Do I actually have to say
The smurf porn link is NOT appropriate for work environments?
[both from Buzzfeed]
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Really,
No one has comnented on the Smurf Porn yet in Espanol?
Gee, Johnny, thanks for the warning about the Smurf porn and viewing it at work.
Nora 31 Jan 2008
Re Smurf Porn:
Blue body paint keeps you from getting a full erection.
Good to know.
Carl 31 Jan 2008
I think it fitting that you posted these together, Jpeg, because I want to paint that burger blue and fuck it in the forest.
I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking.
il_postino 31 Jan 2008
Re Canned Burger:
Let's say a plane I'm on crashes and strands me in an isolated area. I order to survive, I need to either eat this product or a fellow passenger.
You better hope you weren't sitting next to me.
Carl 31 Jan 2008