The teX Files
The papers down here are reporting that a crowd of regular Texans insist they saw a huge UFO last week . Says one witness in the video, "It seemed to be hoovering over Stephenville." Hmmm, I'm pretty sure he means hovering, unless they just came to do a little light housework.
Naturally I assumed the aliens were just waiting for something momentous (my graduation?) to divulge themselves.

Ah, yes . . . "regular Texans". They're the same people who think that executing retarded people is doin' God's work.
Once you believe in angels and devils, UFOs aren't much of a stretch.
Carl 18 Jan 2008