16 Jan 2008

 
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The teX Files

2121669211.jpgThe papers down here are reporting that a crowd of regular Texans insist they saw a huge UFO last week . Says one witness in the video, "It seemed to be hoovering over Stephenville." Hmmm, I'm pretty sure he means hovering, unless they just came to do a little light housework.

Naturally I assumed the aliens were just waiting for something momentous (my graduation?) to divulge themselves.


 
 

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Ah, yes . . . "regular Texans". They're the same people who think that executing retarded people is doin' God's work.

Once you believe in angels and devils, UFOs aren't much of a stretch.

Carl 18 Jan 2008

This one (they say) was a mile wide. You never really hear of thirty people saying they all saw a UFO. Just random flakes and duos. Then again, none of them had a damned cellphone camera?

It was hoovering...

jpeg 18 Jan 2008

Well, everything is bigger in Texas . . . hoaxes included.

Carl 18 Jan 2008

Did you ever notice you can change Taxes to Texas by swapping two letters? Makes you think...

co-conspirator 19 Jan 2008

30 or 40 people have been told "That was just some military jets" This despite being told previously there were no military jets in the area. That and the fact that military jets looks amazingly unlike UFOs.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22810569/

jpeg 25 Jan 2008

 
 
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