“Land of the six word motto”

Even after being mocked, England continues its search for a 6-word motto that sums up the whole British experience. Various sites here have asked what a 6-word motto for the U.S. would be. Here's a very long, pretty funny page of suggestions:

"I Can’t Believe It’s Not Democracy"
"Still Using Fahrenheit, Feet, and Gallons"
“Land of the six word motto”
"What can we screw up next?"
"Hubris: it’s not just for Greeks!"
"All your oil belong to us"
“That looks nice. It’s mine now”
“stop me before I kill again”
"I'm sorry, do I know you"
"Press one to proceed in English"
“Smart equals faggy, dumb it down”