11 Mar 2008

  
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Riddle me this.

How on earth does a person make their name as a nemesis-crushing, whistle-blowing reformer (for almost a decade) while secretly indulging an apetite for pricey hookers? How do you imagine you're protected from those you've toppled, who would be looking for this exact piece of information about you?

How is NY's Elliot Spitzer capable of such unimaginable levels of stupidity?

Selct one: because he's:
a) a douche bag
b) a horn dog
c) a gas bag
d) secretly a Republican
e) more than one of the above


 
 
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Take my word for it John, p*ssy will make you do some crazy shit.

Seriously, this guy pulled so much illegal crap as attorney general that he never should have been elected Gov.

Carl 11 Mar 2008

You crack me up Carl.

jpeg 11 Mar 2008

Sigh, I wish our gov in Illinois would be busted for "visiting" the ladies of the night. Even though he is a dem. I just hate him so much now.

Spitzer should have done what every other high powered politician does in New York-just fuck your mistresses, leave your wives and marry your mistress. Then repeat the cycle over and over again.

Also, maybe I am to liberal, but I have no problems with two consenting grown adults having sex for money. Besides a red scratchy itch, both knew what they were doing and why.

Nora 12 Mar 2008

Jpeg, did your email address change? I sent you something the other day and delivery failed. Lemme know...

andrew 12 Mar 2008

Spitzer wasn't just getting his wick wet, he was/is complicit in running an actual prostitution enterprise . . . big difference. At least he wasn't denying some pathetic, toe-tapping trist in a public washroom.

Legal sex trade might be just what this country needs to "pull out" of this recession. Morally, I have no problem with that as long as I get some work out of it.

Carl 12 Mar 2008

Some how as much as I love Carl, I don't think I want to see him in a leather mini skirt, with tube top and thigh high 6" heal boots on south state street asking people if they want some company.


Nora 12 Mar 2008

You don't have credibility as a reformer, righteously shutting done prostitution rings, if you're secretly paying for their services.

(AF My e-mail remains the same.)

jpeg 12 Mar 2008

You gotta sin to get saved.

Spitzer hasn't had a clean rep in years, this latest is him just getting sloppy and lazy. He's a politician for fuck's sake, he's a professional crook.

Oh, and I saw myself in more of a pimping role. What with my audacious fashion sense.

Carl 12 Mar 2008

Carl=pimp....that I can see.

However the above description is now kind of lodged in my head.

vanity fair did a article about him a couple of months ago basically saying he isn't making friends in the state and he does nothing but yell at both dems and reps.

Nora 12 Mar 2008

Hmmmm... birthday idea forming... pimp cane for Carl.

jpeg 12 Mar 2008

I am with a bottle of fake Cristal and a violet colored suit for Carl for his bday. So jpeg, your can will work.

Carl, get started on your pimp names.

Nora 12 Mar 2008

A pimp cane is a perfect gift for all occasions.

I'd prefer something understated . . . a figural cane handle depicting a panther savaging a child would be perfect.

And "fake Cristal"? N*gger, please! Only the finest booze do I swill from my jewel-encrusted chalice.

Carl 12 Mar 2008

 
 
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