The Daily Mash (U.K.)

England recently unleashed their foul-mouthed version of The Onion.

Sample Spoof-Letter to the Editors
"Dear Chancellor of the Cocking Exchequer,
As if I did not already have enough on my plate clearing up all your other shit, you now expect me to bend over so you can stick it right up me in public, like some tit-knobbing arse jockey, just because a loaf of bread now costs a clitting fiver. Well try publishing this, fuck-button."

I have no idea what this concerns, but I do admire his inventive swearing. "Fuck-button" ...that's darn good stuff.

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