Least popular halloween costumes
While guys have many options for halloween costumes, it was noted last year (in many, many places) that gals have been relegated to slutty angel, slutty maid, slutty vampire...
I now declare "Slutty Zombie" 2008's costume to beat*. Good luck getting some looking like this.
I'll send anyone who dons slutty zombie garb this year, each one shiny dollar.

(*displacing 2007's baby vampire.)

I'm going as a slice of peanut butter this year.
Carl 06 Oct 2008