Peanut drudgery

Are you tired of spending up to 30 seconds making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Of course you are, you're a busy maverick! Now with yankee know-how you can shave as much as three seconds off that chore. New PB-slices come individually wrapped like American cheese, for your convenience. God knows what chemical goodness is required to make peanut butter behave like a slice of cheese, but I don't care. I can spend all that extra time developing my own invention: the loaf of pre-toasted bread.

Thanks PB Slice Company, for believing that the 27 second PB&J was possible!