* Unless you never had a viewmaster... then you're safe.
- Allan Schwartz, James Cayne / CEOs Bear Stearns
- Stanley O' Neal / Merrill lynch
- Joseph Cassano - AIG Took 90.3 billion from Fed
- Charles Prince/ Citigroup
- Richard Fuld/Lehman
- Alan Stanford, Ponzi schemer
- Bernard Madoff, Ponzi schemer
Hundreds of billions in losses, Untold billions in bailouts to follow. Billions in compensation for destroying their companies and the economy.
All still free, and free of indictments.
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* Unless you never had a viewmaster... then you're safe.
Imagine the coping skills the right would have to come up with for that!
They're not doing so well with the new Dem reality as it is.
(* Imagine how fast a d-bag like Tom Delay would force the 59th Republick senator to be seated)
El Diablo..no?
Whether you're a crusading moralist sneaking away to diddle hookers, or you're an up-and-coming cabinet member who forgot to pay $100,000.00 in taxes, a simple mea culpa will no longer suffice. To show real contrition these days, you've got to flash this face at the cameras; the look that says "I'm deliberately pantomiming something like regret."
Don't be the last person on your block to look crontrite. Go ahead, do something questionable... Your'e covered with the Spitzchle (tm) face.
(Gigantic ears sold separately.)
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Brilliant!
It's probably too late for a "treason" category at House 8.
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Good luck at the airport!
or...
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An Iraqi journalist interrupted (and highjacked) the coverage of Bush's PR/bullshit event, by throwing both his shoes (one after the other!) at our idiot-leader shouting (in arabic), ""This is a gift from the Iraqis. This is the farewell kiss, you dog, This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq."
He missed, but the point is made; our president is a disgrace. One less piece of heraldic footage for the Bush archives. When the assailant bends down and comes up the second time, who knows what he may have in his hand, but Bush just stands there like a fucking idiot as if someone was reading 'My Pet Goat.' And look at those lightning-fast reactions of the secret service.
Bonus: In the confusion, soulless spokesbitch Dana Perino got hit with a microphone and has a black eye.
Ingenious... everyone can get shoes through security. People could have been hitting the fucker for years. Well done! Give this guy the Nobel prize. The shoes should be bronzed and put in a museum.
As expected, because a hopeless dickhead lost a little face, journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi > has been beaten in custody, suffering a broken hand, broken ribs and internal bleeding, as well as an eye injury... which will do so much to repair Bush's miniscule self-respect.
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Check out this nice set of thirty two-color illustrations somebody flickered that depict dozens of ways the working class might unwittingly electrocute themselves, from Germany, back in the day. Looks like touching just about anything could kill you. It'll make you glad we tamed the electric beast. And do not pee on the electric rail line from a bridge!
Notable for:
- Pissed off, old world expressions on faces
- Babies, rats, washer women, farmhands, everyboodies getting electrified!
- Routine inclusions that are odd (babushkas, labor, a giant transformer mounted to the wall of your living room...)