The future is here (again) and for once it didn't come from California, which can only bring us men marrying men these days, harumph! ...just kidding! As soon as I get my airplane suit I'm jetting out west and coming back with a husband. For maximum gayness, we'll be holding hands as we swoop back over the Rockies.
“I’d say that maybe 3 out of 10 nights of numbering,we have some success,” Fahad explained.“You mean that 3 out of 10 nights you get a girl to talk to you?” I asked.
“No, no,” Fahad laughed. “Maybe 3 out of 10 nights we get one phone number. Getting a girl to actually talk to you on the phone is much rarer. But it happens, so we’re always hoping.”
Notice he didn't say "praying."
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The 260-foot-deep sinkhole appeared and grew to the length of three football fields over just two days. The 900-foot-long sinkhole, with crumbling dirt around its edges resembling sharp teeth, has swallowed up oil tanks and barrels, tires, telephone poles and several vehicles in Daisetta, TX.
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Ted Key, creator of "Mr. Peabody & Sherman" kicks the bucket.
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The site Hulu, just out of Beta, offers the concept you've been waiting for. A free, centralized, high quality dumping ground (& viewing area) for current TV shows (old bits and some movies). They have some kinks to work out, but I'm digging it.
As you may have noted, YouTube has become too unspecialised to even confront it. And on Hulu, sound and image quality are great.
The name is not very clever - Sort of, let's put "TiVo" and "YouTube" in a blender and see what we get!
Thanks again for letting us in on your surprise wedding.
...from the weirdest sextoys list, which also features.
- Alien blow-up doll.
- Wearable oral sex light
Really... you're going to have many questions after sequencing through the list.
The "Cruzin' Cooler" is being advertised via radio, and I'm unable, as a consumer, to understand why I want to ride a cooler anywhere, let alone through piles of snow. I am however willing to pay for the inventor to get steriilzed.
Maybe it's like that old saying about locking a bunch of monkeys in a roomful of broken gadgets for eternity.
]]>In related news, Japan is now considered a front-runner for the coveted "Weirdest Culture of 2008" title.
Most regretful I can't be there. I made this image for you.
All my love from Texas.
How is NY's Elliot Spitzer capable of such unimaginable levels of stupidity?
Selct one: because he's:
a) a douche bag
b) a horn dog
c) a gas bag
d) secretly a Republican
e) more than one of the above
Should I be worried about throwing away this wildly intrusive, quasi-census form?
Frankly, they should be paying me for the time it would take to fill out not to mention all the valuable consumer info it attempts to cull.
The military has banned it but the CIA stills gets to employ this method of persuasion usually associated with Nazis and villains from a Late, Late, Late Movie.
Maybe GW should have been forced to subject his mother, wife and daughters to this technique before signing off on it?