If I believed in Hell . . .

this man would be there having miles of white-hot barbed wire pulled through his urethra right now.

Morrissey the Terrorist

Morrissey (Yes, that Morrissey) was picked up by the FBI and questioned because he called President Bush a "terrorist."

I feel safer now knowing our people have their eye on him, don't you?

Help squash the Broadcast Flag

The EFF needs your help to kill the Broadcast Flag in Congress. Write your representative and tell them what you think of crippled, big brother-infected technology.

Leave it to Beaver

Darby Conley tried to get this Get Fuzzy strip run with "Beaver" replacing "Marmot" in the original, but a censor caught it.

(Thanks, Gary)

When Chimps Attack II

Fred Durst shows you his 'O' face (WARNING: Spyware-laden link. Proceed at your own risk. Thanks, Nora).

WARNING: NSFW. Actually, not safe for anyone with the gift of sight.

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CA principal bans 'freak dancing'

I smell a Footloose remake!

C'mon...Usher as Ren McCormack? You know you want it!

UPDATE: Hey, ask and ye shall receive...

The FCC Song

Eric Idle sings the song that would probably net the FCC $250,000 if anyone aired it... Click the link to hear it (NSFW, of course).

Jay-Z Construction Set

The Jay-Z Construction Set is a toolkit with all of the necessary software and raw materials to create a new remix of Jay-Z's Black Album.

See, rather than fight this trend, I think Jay-Z should come out in support of it. It's like the next logical Information Wants To Be Free-esque step to the Tupac / B.I.G. phenomena of releasing more albums posthumously than they ever did while alive, only Jay-Z ain't dead! He still gets to be one rich mofo with a hot girlfriend!

Me Likey Hairy Bellys and TuTus.

If you haven't read about it yet..... The new Foo Fighter's video featuring my oddest personal crushes to date: Jack Black and Dave Grohl, was banned. Watch the video and tell me if you can figure out why. (I just can't seem to find anything offensive).

"Fuck Snuggles!"

How free is your speech? Well, for the time being, you can download a CDs worth of illegal music for nothing right here. Includes the hilarious Negativland "U2" single with Casey Kasem's tirade.

via Mojo Magazine

Yet another reason to hate AOL

So now they want to CHARGE for FREE CONTENT? Could they BE bigger assholes? Sorry -- this makes me mad.

via zena, whose job is probably in danger

Video Game Ratings get serious

A California congressman wants to make it a federal crime to rent or sell video games showing violence, prostitution and drug use to anyone under the age of 17 without parental consent.

Co-signed by 21 members of the House of Representatives, it covers eight kinds of explicit in-game depictions, including scenes of:

- decapitation and dismemberment,
- murder,
- car jackings,
- illegal drug use,
- rape,
- prostitution,
- assault and other violent crimes.

...uhmm, so that basically leaves me with Mario Karts or Britney's Dance Beat.

High School Student Suspended for Dressing as Vagina

Mom couldn't be be more proud. "There's nothing inappropriate about what's given all of us life," said Rosalyn Tulip, who works as a midwife.


via Jason

Nudes bring out the Prudes

Public Art - A series of nude bodies (male - sorry!) etched into the floor of the L.A. airport. Passengers are fine with it but it's upsetting the powers that be.

Cartoonist Kieron Dwyer Sued By Starbucks

In other words, while Judge Chesney agreed that Dwyer's image was a legitimate parody in and of itself, and thereby protected by the First Amendment, the sale of items bearing that image constituted an infringement on Starbucks' trademark. Dwyer cannot profit by this image, because the only reason that people would buy the t-shirt, mugs, or stickers was because they bore a logo "confusingly similar" to Starbucks'. The temporary restraining order she eventually signed now bars Dwyer from selling any such merchandise.