10 May 2007

 
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I realize...

...that posting this link requires an explanation of how I stumbled across it, but really anything you can dream up is better than the actual story:

PORN
CLOWN
POSSE

The following porn-clown names are retired & will live in infamy: Knockers the clown, Achtung the clown, Destructo the clown & Flambeau the cow. Choose something else.


 
 

15 Feb 2006

 
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Your Tax Dollars At Work

As expected, more photos from Abu Ghraib (or, as Dubya prefers, "Aboo Gareff") are all over the Internets. They are burly.

Guardian Unlimited

uruknet.info


 
 

05 Mar 2005

 
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When Chimps Attack II

Fred Durst shows you his 'O' face (WARNING: Spyware-laden link. Proceed at your own risk. Thanks, Nora).

WARNING: NSFW. Actually, not safe for anyone with the gift of sight.

More
everywhere
else.


 
 

16 Jul 2004

 
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Q wins Video Friday

Betcha didn't even know it was Video Friday, didja? Well now you do. And Q went and kicked everyone's asses. Congrats Q. Don't let anyone ever tell you you're not a winner. Because you are.

Best. Freestyle. EVAR.

YOU GO NOW! (Windows Media Player)


 
 

26 Feb 2003

 
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UK Approves G Spot

The Advertising Standards Authority in the UK, which has the power to ban offensive material, said it was investigating after receiving a number of complaints.

Thanks, Neal...

via Ad Rag


 
 

18 Sep 2002

 
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Too Cute to be Nasty

I'm not going to name names, but a certain celebrity client of ours has a side gig going selling these. I figure I'm just doing my job by promoting them. Makes a great XXXmas gift!


 
 

03 Sep 2002

 
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Sickest Ever TV gameshow

Teacher Ray Downing, 23, from North London, auditioned for the show and said: "I was shocked when they told me what it was about. It's up to contestants to find ways to catch the disease, but they talked about snorkelling in sewage!"

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Maybe the best part of this story is the byline:

By EMILY SMITH,
Deputy Bizarre Editor


That'll be my new title, thank you.
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Oh yeah, it's from the Sun, so don't miss the Page 3 girls.


 
 

08 Jul 2002

 
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Online Safe Sex Game Attracts 125,000

An online safe sex game featuring saucy sound effects and street slang has introduced more than tens of thousands of young people to safe sex facts that they might otherwise be unaware of, a British charity said on Monday.

That's the news article, SuperShagLand.com is the game.



via yahoo news


 
 

12 Feb 2002

 
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Fun Free Stuff!

On the site, you will find:

  • A number of sexual positions, each illustrated by an image.
  • Unintended use of figure drawing mannequins.
  • Some really cheap, imitation Barbie and Ken dolls.
  • Weak attempts at humor.
  • Over 100 positions and six animated sequences.

    I hope you find the site entertaining.

    And don't feel left out out if you're gay.



    via here


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    30 Jul 2001

     
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    Tenacious D video for "Fuck Her Gently"

    Yes, you read it right: Presented by Spumco.