Ra-orrrrr...

Wilford Brimley and his cat twins page.

Waat?

WOOT! has been crowned word of the year by Mirriam-Webster.

Woot is so 2003!
Definitely retired by 2004.

Just in time for Xmas

25 most baffling toys!

Boooo-ark.

Terrifying dog costumes.

I Posted "This" Myself

Last week while dining at the El Rey taco house we were laughing about a sign that said Restrooms "are" 4 customers only!!!
What do people think quotation marks do?

* Samples of needless quotation marks
* The Blog of Unneccessary Quotation Marks
* Article Quotations Marks: The New Bold

Articles of Impeachment

IMPEACH this miserable, human-hating, blood-clot filled piece of garbage.
Read the bill here.

The best thing for politics in this country would be a vice-president (and then W) in prison.

Impee-yotch the Bee-yotch.
thank you

Things you should do at home.

So I make it to the gym for the first time in I don't know how long and I walk into the locker room. In the mirrored sink area just off from the lockers some guy is standing shaving his junk with an electric razor. No lie. WTF? Did he want to save on the electricity by not shaving at home? Did he just want people to watch? When I told Wendy about it she begged me to point him out if I ever saw him again around Oak Park, but to be honest I really didn't get that good a look at his face. He would have to be nude and shaving his balls for me to recognize him. Can you imagine that in a police line-up? Why does it not surprise me that you can?

Freeh-dumb Tower

After 5 years of nattering, and innumerable lame contributions from architects, bureaucrats and surviving family members with no taste, the new WTC broke wind, errr... ground today.

With 30 stories of windowless concrete at it's base, it's impervious to anyone who would try to blow it up via the McVeigh method, making it utterly suceptible to new terrorist methods that late capitalism's highest-paid, groupthinking, self-promoters are incapable of imagining.

It will stand a monument to fear and mediocrity until Bush needs to read My Pet Goat again.

Moooooo & Oink

If you're an Average Homeboy w/ a Casio SK-1...get in on this jingle contest for Chicago's very own, Moo & Oink!

Average Homeboy

I basically went to high school with this guy. (No, not this specific guy, but certainly about a half dozen who could've easily made this video.)

I don't even know where to begin, so just watch. A pox on your house, Ryan, for I now am going to have the image of this guy in a Yankees uniform burned into my brain.

Riddle me This.

What do you get when you cross an air vent with a McDonalds Happyland playground?
- Frank Gehry's new Museum of Tolerance (Israel).

Can you tolerate it?

CA principal bans 'freak dancing'

I smell a Footloose remake!

C'mon...Usher as Ren McCormack? You know you want it!

UPDATE: Hey, ask and ye shall receive...

I Love You... You Love...

Grab Your Glock When You See...

Continue reading "I Love You... You Love..." »

Q wins Video Friday

Betcha didn't even know it was Video Friday, didja? Well now you do. And Q went and kicked everyone's asses. Congrats Q. Don't let anyone ever tell you you're not a winner. Because you are.

Best. Freestyle. EVAR.

YOU GO NOW! (Windows Media Player)

Differently-abled

In this case, it means he gets one extra thing to pound the DDR pad with.

via one.point.zero

Oh yeah? Can your grandpappy do this?

I'm not up on the finer nuances of modern Japanese culture and social scenes, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say these guys probably have a lot of free time on Saturday night. Amazing. Be sure to stick it out for the ultimate combo of geek Japanese culture, yo-yos and breakdancing.

via kottke

Bri-diot: n.

1. Britney Spears
2. A person as dumb as, or temporarily displaying the lack of mental capacity of, Britney Spears.

(We all have Pazen to thank. Inspired by many things, if not most recently, by her interview in Newsweek.)

Ship Comes in For Tanker-Chasing Team

For five years, the tight-knit crew has quietly surfed tanker wakes -- an activity that required them to closely monitor the shipping schedule, along with wind speed and water depth. Any miscalculation, and their boat could be grounded, or overtaken by a crashing wave.

"This stuff took us years to figure out," said Fulbright, who has identified six premier tanker surfing spots, each one with its own name. "People still have no idea where we go or how we do it."

Stealth Disco

Ah, the one major drawback of working from home; no more office hijinx...

Whoever started this deserves a medal.

UPDATE: More office hijnx.

via boing boing

Dubya's Tie

Does he only have that one "My First Big Boy Tie" light blue thing? WTF is up wit dat?

Home Depot sculpture

Cool stuff.

What's up with these corporate dinosaurs and their "don't take any pictures in our stores" policies? Jebus! Friggin' relax.

In any case, reminds me of that dork that took the bet to stay in Home Depot for 16 hours.

via harrumph!

Going against the flow

Picuruta Salazar rides the "Pororoca," a wave that flows upstream and reaches a height of 4 meters on the world's second longest river, the Amazon, in Brazil, in this undated photo. The Pororoca happens every year between February and March when the ocean whips back on the heavily drained Amazon and creates a giant swell that flows upstream for hundreds of miles. Salazar, a Brazilian, rode the dirty brown wave for 37 minutes, traveling 12 kilometers through the rainforest.

via MSNBC Week in Pictures

Awwww, it's Super Greg's little brothers!

Enjoy this no brainer!

via Ben

Bumper Sticker Patriots

UPDATE: Q rounds out the multimedia experience for us.

Your Flag Decal (mp3 stream)

via more like this

All we are saying, is give hummers a chance...

Nile's whackjob neighbor has a message for, well, apparently anyone behind her car.

via Nile

Beastie Boys: In A World Gone Mad

Not their best work, but c'mon, it's an anti-war rap, fer cryin' out loud.

Highlights? "Courvoisier," "tarnation" and "Zoolander" all manage to make it into the lyrics.

Just glad to hear they're recording.

via boing boing

Dance Dance Revolution videos

whoa.

via boing boing

MC Sarah Jane, rockin' tha mic

I love it when you call me Big Poppa!

via k-luv and her proud poppa

We get paid for this.

Britney's extra special 21st birthday Website, designed by Pazen and built by Andrew. Go ahead, tell her what you think.

Build Your Own Bush Speech

Dorky, yes, but it killed 7 minutes of my last day at work before the long weekend.

Etch-A-Sketch

Just like the real thing, baby

Toronto Man Is 2002 International Rock Paper Scissors Champion

"The key to my win was maintaining a clear mind before each throw, and judging each opponent individually," said Mr. Lovering, 2002 International World Rock Paper Scissors Champion.

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Hey, that's nothing.

My kids play Rock Paper Scissor Pencil

_{Rarely do they match the superior skills of their father, however...}

Humorous Caption Here

I'll start: "I just love the sound of democracy in the morning..."

Ok, now you...

Man, this gum is a muthafucka...

-- Tim, proud father of 3.

"2nd Day UPS? How long does that take?"

-- K-Luv

Commuter Does an Indiana Jones

Yeee-haaa!

I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives

Re-mix Bruce and Co. and create your own kung fu, grasshoppa...

via More Like This

So, then I tells the guy...

Never Mind, I'll Do it Myself

I almost peed I laughed so hard...

via pazen via johnf via becky

I am a Pacman Ghost

I am a Pacman Ghost. I like to hang around with friends, chatting, dancing, all that sort of thing. We don't appreciate outsiders, and do our best to discourage others approaching us. I enjoy occasionally wandering around randomly, and often find that when I do so, I get to where I wanted to be. What Video Game Character Are You?

Rapping...rapping...rapping, rapping rapping

We're MCs and we're rapping rapping rapping.

-- Karen K. on Anticon Presents: Music for the Advancement of Hip Hop.

My name is Khai. I like to get high.

one loc'd out asian doing his thing SFV-style.

Khai is an asian man with a pompadour who takes hip-hop songs off the radio and remakes them with his own lyrics, off-tempo rapping and heavy accent. Check out his videos.

(thanks, chris)

via Tony L.

Coudal.com: Photoshop Tennis

1000 Journals

This is so cool!!!
"The1000journalproject is an independent, privately funded social experiment. We are attempting to follow 1000 journals throughout their travels, to see where they go, who adds to them, and what happens after that."

Teef

Stylin teeth to make yourself shine in the hood.

via Dave Marsey. Props brutha!

A picture IS a thousand words

hey guys! this is neat! it's neat, i tell ya! make a postcard for a friend by choosing a picture and typing a message and then... well, shoot, just go see for yourself! Neat!

via supah

Trippy Stuff!

Drag the giraffes toward you and throw them around! Drag the beetle around and around - they explode!

Bubblesoap!

I have absolutely no idea what it's all about, but it's damn cool. Go get lost for a couple of hours.

I'm down with Bubblesoap...

(update: Aahhh! It's this guy!)

via zeldman

kaleidoscopy

I recently fished around for this URL so I could spend my unbillable time making pretty hypnotic patterns. It's an old applet but it's still good clean fun, even for Baptists.