Shackin' up in the Holler...
In rejecting an unmarried cohabitation statute the village of Black Jack, Missouri, is threatening that those who do not meet their definition of family may soon be thrown out of town. The current ordinance prohibits more than 3 people from living together unless they are related by "blood, marriage or adoption." So maybe you can still fool around with your sister...
Happily everything wrong with Missouri will be fixed by this law, and God will rain wealth and contentment down on the righteous bumpkins. Still I can't help thinking they shouldn't hug that tar baby.