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17 Dec 2003 |
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I've griped previously about how nerdy the Lord of the Rings movies are, but the english language lacks a word that captures the magnitude of dorkiness contained in the image below; 3 fanboys attending the premiere in Jackson Michigan.
The only women this trio will ever get near are their mothers.
(jpeg shivers in revulsion...)
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18 Jun 2003 |
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This Just In... I meant to post Dog's bio as an adjunct to this story but somehow messed up the post. Dog got his man, but he and Andrew Luster are cooling their heels in a Mexican jail..
Dog The Bounty Hunter is on the case.
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09 Jun 2003 |
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Yah, well Carlos- we all thought your proposal sounded sweet and romantic- but puh-leese, it cannot compare to this, "straight out of storybook" action. I hope someday when I am buying tampax and freeze-pops, I will look up and see my knight in shining armor...my turkey man. (sigh)
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20 Dec 2002 |
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They're back!
Click to see some pictures of really bad ones on your favorite celebrities!
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21 Mar 2002 |
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Forget about Y-2-Khai. Forget the Icy Hot Stuntaz. Forget about that Peter Pan guy. Here's an internet super-weirdo to top them all. View at your own risk, as ladies have been known to faint at the sight of his fluffy mullet.
"Why am I such a good lover? Here's one of the many reasons. Since I am very good with my hands, I am able to vibrate them. When I go out to clubs and show the ladies that I can vibrate my hands, they go crazy! Here's an audio recording of me vibrating my hands. I'm holding a 100% real gold pen and vibrating it against my custom made solid mahogany desk. Since I am strong, I dented the pen while vibrating it against my desk. Even though it's a gold pen, it is not much of a loss for me."
via Brad G.
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11 Jan 2002 |
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The all new Mullet action figures, bring to life the many colorful people you've met driving across the beautiful countryside of the good ol' US of A.
via catherine's pita