13 Jul 2006

 
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Inspiration for k-ho's next 80's party

Caution: severe time waster: check it out.

I am in shock that they have the Passions on this list. wowee.


 
 

21 May 2005

 
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And they called it puppy rape - I mean, love!

A big House8 congrats to Mary Kay Letourneau and her former sixth-grade student, Vili Fualaau who were married last night!
"Things are good. The bride and groom are getting ready," Janet Annino, Entertainment Tonight's co-executive producer in Seattle for the wedding, said Friday afternoon.

Yes, you read that right! Entertainment Tonight, baby!
Be sure to get them a wedding gift!


 
 

20 Apr 2005

 
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Virgin Mary Tour '05 hits Chicago

That's right, the Virgin Mary arrived in town earlier this week for an appearance, and is currently playing to a standing room only crowds.

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Get there early for the best seats. B.Y.O. candles and rosary beads.

Via Yahoo News


 
 

29 Dec 2003

 
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FOUND!

Danny Wood of NKTOB is the third member to release an album.

Okay so we've got Joey, Jordan, and now Danny recording...... Donnie (my fave) is acting (Dreamcatchers & The Sixth Sense) Where the FREAK is Jonathan! I'm trying to organize a reunion tour here, people!

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15 Aug 2003

 
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and on the eighth day, God created HILLBILLIES!


Who do these Southerners think they are? If this judge lived in Afghanistan, we'd be hunting him down as a Mullah of the Taliban.


 
 

07 Aug 2003

 
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does this seem familiar?

"More research is needed to determine whether Internet addiction should be a separate listing in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, which is considered the standard for psychiatric diagnoses in the United States, or whether problematic Internet use should fall under the umbrella of impulse control disorders, such as pathological gambling."


 
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does this seem familiar?

"More research is needed to determine whether Internet addiction should be a separate listing in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, which is considered the standard for psychiatric diagnoses in the United States, or whether problematic Internet use should fall under the umbrella of impulse control disorders, such as pathological gambling."


 
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does this seem familiar?

"More research is needed to determine whether Internet addiction should be a separate listing in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, which is considered the standard for psychiatric diagnoses in the United States, or whether problematic Internet use should fall under the umbrella of impulse control disorders, such as pathological gambling."


 
 

27 Jul 2003

 
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Bruce Campbell is a God!

Better still . . . he's an elderly Elvis who, with the help of a black JFK, battles an evil mummy. If you see one movie this year, see this one 12 times. Starts Oct.17 at Landmark Century.

via Carl


 
 

10 Jun 2003

 
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Are they hiring?

From what I can decipher, this company in the Netherlands is dealing in celebrity urine. Either that or they give urine away for free in an effort to break into new urine markets. So how do they stay in business? VOLUME!


 
 

24 Apr 2003

 
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Virtualstapler.com

Too few are the days when I come across a little gem like this site. It's both completely useless and completely fabulous at the same time! It features a gallery of staplers, stapler haiku, a chronicling of the stapler scenes in Office Space, and best of all, three virtual staplers that you can bang away on to your heart's content. Be sure to check out the letters section!


 
 

13 Feb 2003

 
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If it's wrong, I don't want to be right

Just because you're single doesn't mean you have to be alone at Valentine's Day. Talk about a cheap date! And they never ask what you're thinking about.


 
 

12 Jan 2003

 
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Died Online


Make sure your committed co-workers and friends haven't...


 
 

08 Jan 2003

 
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'Beer Wenches' Ensure Fans Don't Miss a Ball


Cricket-mad Australians at the fifth Ashes test in Sydney this week made sure they missed none of the action by hiring the latest sports accessory, a "beer wench".


This just in: Pictures

Another example of idea outweighing execution, but whatever...


 
 

19 Nov 2002

 
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Tell me something good

You knew it was funny to hear Stephen Hawking say "penis," but now you can make him say it in a German accent! Add some salsa with our smoky Latin lady! Thanks AT&T!


 
 

13 Nov 2002

 
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Do I have something on my nose?

Do I even have a nose?


Nice phony whiskers...
(sorry Q!)


 
 

28 Oct 2002

 
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Satans Birthday

You may have missed a link within Andrews site below, visit this site for helpful Christian ways to turn people away from Satan on Halloween, with "Chick" pamphlets: those little Christian comics you often find left behind on the "L."

A bunch of the testimonials on the site have double meanings:
"A trick or treater (about 12 years old) got his candy and the tract I dropped into his bag. He came back later and asked if we had any more tracts - his dad wanted to read them."
ha ha


 
 

02 Aug 2002

 
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Motorbikes Make You Gay

It's this season's "all your base!" only 20% more tasteless...

via Ryan D


 
 

01 Aug 2002

 
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Epidemic of Spouse Running-Over Continues Unabated

PENSIONER Alex Ranson ran his wife over TWICE in his Skoda, then had a heart attack when he realised what he'd done.

Alex, 84, felt a bump as he reversed into his garage, but thought he had hit a rock and not wife Olive, also 84.

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Stop the insanity!