Royal Headgear

After three decades of dallying, the timid Prince Charles has made an honest woman of Camilla Parker Bowles. For her marriage Bowles selected this hat resembling a radial saw with sparks flying off it.

Leg Nipple!

A skin graft gone wack. The owner of this particular leg nipple claims it's just like a real one and responds to "rubbing".

Foamy's Rant

Click on Foamy's Rant on the right-hand side. Gave me a chuckle.

Manute Bol to embarrass himself again for charity

This time the 7 ft. 7 in. Bol will become The World's Tallest Jockey. Past money-raising stunts have involved Bol playing hockey and boxing The Fridge on Fox's Celebrity Boxing.

But it's for charity, so that makes it okay, right?

Human / Wild Animal Mauling Analysis

via gawker

Scariest Mug Shot. Ever.

JUNE 25--Meet Dion Milam. The 30-year-old California inmate may be the scariest looking criminal TSG has ever seen. Milam, who wears "Aryan" and "Honor" tattoos above his eyebrows and a swastika tat on his neck, was charged yesterday in a methamphetamine case (his brother-in-law allegedly tried to mail the drug into the Stanislaus County Jail, where Milam is being held on a murder charge). The below mug shot was taken earlier this year following Milam's arrest in the murder case. Milam, who pulled a gun on sheriff's deputies, got roughed up a bit as he resisted arrest.

via The Smoking Gun

Nude Teen Camp: Old Enough to Make a Lanyard, and to Do It Nude

Wrong in so many ways.

And yes, it's a NY Times story that ran as a feature on AOL.

Time's running out for the Olsen twins...

via Twins link from Andrew

Why does a web site attract cooler, cuter, and more girls than I do?

via Gawker

Teacher's Student Lover Wins Bid to Reveal Identity

_{CREDIT: Nick Didlick, National Post}

There's so much wrong with this story, not the least of which is the choice of the photographer the paper sent to make a picture of the happy couple.

First Nude Flight Leaves Miami Bound For Cancun

"After 9/11, I didn't have any cancellations," she said. "Even after war broke out, we didn't have any cancellations on this trip. People feel safe on a flight like this."

Talk About Stones: Colorado Climber Amputates His Arm

A Colorado climber amputated his own arm Thursday, five days after becoming pinned by a boulder, and he was hiking to safety when he was spotted by searchers, authorities said.

Thai women compete to be 'Miss Jumbo'

I think we have a winner.

Saving Private Lynch

The Iraqi man who tipped U.S. Marines to the location of American POW Jessica Lynch said Thursday he did so after he saw her Iraqi captor slap her twice as she lay wounded in a hospital.

"A person, no matter his nationality, is a human being," the tipster, a 32-year-old lawyer whose wife was a nurse at the hospital, said in an interview at Marines' headquarters, where he, his wife and daughter are being treated as heroes and guests of honor.

Bonsai Kittens

Some reporterette at the Akron Beacon Journal has her undies in a bundle over the Bonsai Kittens Site.

>>The so-called "lost Eastern art" was perverse and sickening. Seal a kitten in a jar, where its developing bones would warp into the shape of the container. Maintain life via drugs and tubes. In three or four months, you'd have an "aesthetically pleasing, custom shaped" Bonsai Kitten.<<

Uh, ignore the fact that it's a five year old internet hoax.

Sentencing Today

Opsahl's husband was a doctor who was called to the emergency room that day only to find his wife dead on the operating table.

>I couldn't find a current news story to go with this, but the five former members of the SLA are being sentenced today for this crime. They disappeared in 1975 and lived generally unremarkable lives since until they were captured, put on trial and convicted last year. Newspaper heiress Patty Hearst drove their getaway car and was granted immunity in exchange for testimony. Here's hoping they rot in the slammer...

Man-Eating Lions Dine on Ecotourists

Reports of lions eating humans are increasing in Africa, and one reason may be more tourists camping on the big cats' doorstep.

Waron. As in War+Moron-Mor= Waron.

Paul West didn't take the federal government's terrorism alert lightly. By Wednesday, half his entire 19th century farmhouse was covered with plastic to protect his family from a chemical or biological attack. He planned to finish the job Thursday. West paid $250 for 3,500 square feet of plastic and other supplies Wednesday morning.

"Why wait?" West said. "If there is an attack, how are you going to get the plastic?"

Original Complaint Against Michael Jackson

Put on your creepout suit...

Telemarketer Finds Long Lost Son

"Dan, it's your father!" she shouted.

"Give me the phone," her husband replied. "You're messing with me."

"I just about fell out of my chair," Al Kinkade said. Kinkade, 49, had called to solicit a donation to a police and sheriff's Explorer Scout program.

(Not a good enough reason to ditch Privacy Manager)

Animal Lover Gives Critters Full Support

So what's the record number of baby animals in her bra at one time? "The most I've had at one time was 12," Allison said, speaking of a passel of young possums. "I was living in Killeen at the time, so it was for about an hour and a half, two hours."

Is Captain Scott Speicher a POW in Iraq?

Now nearly eleven years after the Gulf War began there is reportedly proof that Capt. Speicher is indeed still alive and being held captive in Iraq. Cindy Laquidara, the Speicher family attorney spoke for the first time about seeing classified information indicating that the missing pilot is still alive.

Start The Car, Baby!

A mother who was stranded when her teething baby ate a vital part of the car key managed to start the engine by pressing the child to the steering wheel.

Hell Freezes Over?

Next time you hear the phrase 'when hell freezes over', keep in mind that Satan's been playing hockey for some time now...

Pioneering Gnutella Developer Dead at 25

Gene Kan died as a result of an accident, according to a statement released Monday by his employer, Sun Microsystems Inc. At the request of his family, no other details of his June 29 death were being released, Sun officials said.

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Here's an interesting interview with Gene Kan...

The Coz vs. The Oz

Bill Cosby disapproves of "The Osbournes." Don't worry, Bill. with our attention spans these days, I doubt Ozzy will outlast Dr. Heathcliff Huxtible.

Am I the only one that loves them BOTH?

Trivia

Me: Ted Williams is still alive, right?

Tim: Yeah, I think so... Hey, Pazen: Ted Williams - alive? Sick?

Pazen: He was in the hospital not too long ago...

Tim: Wouldn't it be ironic if he had Lou Gehrig's disease?

Rupaul has a weblog.

Whip a white guy's ass...

seems like beatin' up on that simpleton Vanilla Ice has catapulted Mr. Todd "Clubber" Bridges back into the limelight.

Or maybe it was that Moby lip-synching. Either way, looks like we'll need a TV here at work

via cnn

The First Twins Website

I'd be careful about pissing their Dad off right now, he has an itchy trigger finger.

But the hair switcher thing is a must-see...

Hey Dionne, What Time Is It?

"It's 4:20"

She coulda used a psychic friend....

Redneck Neighbor

Is it possible to have a Redneck neighbor from Vietnam? I guess so...

A Case of Strange Book-Keeping

Like so many authors, David A. Vise, an award-winning reporter for The Washington Post, wanted to create big buzz for his recently published book. He promoted his work on just about every radio or television show that would have him, including "Today," Don Imus's show and "The O'Reilly Factor." He made personal appearances around the country. He created a Web site advertising the book and its author.

But unlike other authors, Vise also bought between 16,000 and 18,000 copies of his own book from an online bookseller, Barnesandnoble.com, and then returned most of them in a confusing series of transactions. This unusual tactic has prompted suspicions that he was trying to manipulate bestseller lists by creating phantom sales, which Vise firmly denies.

VA Man Survives Peanut Pile Fall

Trapped beneath tons of unshelled peanuts in a warehouse, Floyd Goodman Jr. refused to panic.

Instead, he slowed his breathing to conserve what little oxygen there was. And he prayed.

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I'm thinking he was praying not to win a Darwin Award...

Glossary of Celebrities' Sexual Preferences

An oldie but goodie, with regular updates.

via Zena