Chilly Willy?

For if you're cold..."down there"...

70 DIFFERENT TYPES OF PORN?

Mitt Romney, who rails against the "cesspool" of pornography, is being criticized by social conservatives who are unhappy that he allows Marriott Hotels to show porn (He's on their board.). "Marriott is a major pornographer. And even though he may have fought it, everyone on that board is a hypocrite for presenting themselves as family values when their hotels offer 70 different types of hardcore pornography" said Phil Burress, president of Citizens for a Tightassed America.

70 types? I think on a good day I could name six. These guys have some sensitively calibrated libidos. Thank Jebuz they're against porn.

But I'd give just about anything to see the big list of conservative porn categories. Since I can't have that list, I'll settle for your guesses.

(For the record I believe it should be legal to shoot anyone who says MINT Romney. There is no f**king N in his 1st name. Ditto for anyone who says punDINTs.)

Good conservative porn

There's a trend of kinkiness in conservatives that comes out in their books:
- Scooter Libby's The Apprentice: A ten year old girl is kept in a cage and raped by a bear so she can become a frigid service provider.
- Bill O Reilley's Those who Trespass: A drug dealer named Robo has two fifteen year old crack-addicted girlfriends. "Put down that pipe and smoke this one" is an actual invitation to sex from the book.
- Lynn Cheney's Sisters: The sexual relationship between two women, their love of sponges on strings, with some incest thrown in for kicks.
- Nixon era crackpot G Gordon Liddy writes smut and assembles the Stacked and Packed calendar featuring conservative women posing suggestively with their firearms.

These are the people who will worry about my moral purity? Or maybe they're the deeply repressed wierdos who posture for the religious right to, as Tom Delay's co-conspirator says, "bring out the wackos" at election time.

"The wackos get their information through the Christian right, Christian radio, mail, the internet and telephone trees... Simply put, we want to bring out the wackos to vote against something and make sure the rest of the public lets the whole thing slip past them."

Did you miss Dragon*Con 2003?

Well, check out their AWESOME photo gallery full of sweet sweet memories. Remember - image tiling RAWKS!

While you're there, check out the 2nd Annual Dragon*Con Parade

Nude Teen Camp: Old Enough to Make a Lanyard, and to Do It Nude

Wrong in so many ways.

And yes, it's a NY Times story that ran as a feature on AOL.

Time's running out for the Olsen twins...

via Twins link from Andrew

Hizzouse is shizzy, not so nizzy, so g'bizzy, fizzy?

More signs of the sagging economy. This landmark whitetrash junkheap didn't even fetch $120 grand? Get me my bitch Greenspan on the cell! He got some splainin' to do!!!

Free e-Cards for pornography addicts and the people who love them.

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via the reverse cowgirl's blog porn

Free e-Cards for pornography addicts and the people who love them.

No, it's not a joke. They're real.

via the reverse cowgirl's blog porn

Free e-Cards for pornography addicts and the people who love them.

No, it's not a joke. They're real.

via the reverse cowgirl's blog porn