ahem...

I can't put my finger on it, but something seems wrong with Jebuz coaxing youngsters towards his light switch...

This could be the official lightswitch-plate of the Catholic church.


Actually, it probably explains the Catholic church.

Let this serve as a lesson on how far kitsch can go wrong.





[from Gizmodo]

The George W. Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that oil companies and Ann Coulter could oppress The United Nations.

Home Depot sculpture

Cool stuff.

What's up with these corporate dinosaurs and their "don't take any pictures in our stores" policies? Jebus! Friggin' relax.

In any case, reminds me of that dork that took the bet to stay in Home Depot for 16 hours.

via harrumph!

Message from Pazen

"Hey, it's Jeff. You're not going to believe this, but there's actually a person in the acrylic shop on Orleans. Someone's actually buying that stuff. What the fuck!"

David vs. the Giant (uh... same thing)

I've stood in front of Michelangelo's David in Florence and still never got a sense of it's scale.
It's rather large...

Artist Makes Bonsai Tree Crashes

You are such a MEATHEAD!

Start with a plastic skull. Wash it well, and make sure that it's clean enough to eat off of. Because that's what you're going to do!

via Kate

eBay: 50lb Butter PDA Sculpture

In honor of the 2001 Minnesota State Fair, wireless application firm Gearworks, commissioned the creation of a 50-pound butter sculpture in the form of a gigantic PDA.

The Butter PDA was commissioned to display Gearworks' software login screen but can easily be smoothed and carved to display whatever message or image you desire. As butter goes, the Butter PDA is also quite sturdy and could survive transport of several hundred miles given proper refrigeration.