sex, drugs, rock & roll
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14 May 2008 |
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Saudi Arabia: Awfully difficult to "tap that."
“I’d say that maybe 3 out of 10 nights of numbering,we have some success,” Fahad explained.“You mean that 3 out of 10 nights you get a girl to talk to you?” I asked.
“No, no,” Fahad laughed. “Maybe 3 out of 10 nights we get one phone number. Getting a girl to actually talk to you on the phone is much rarer. But it happens, so we’re always hoping.”
Notice he didn't say "praying."
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14 Jan 2007 |
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Spent yesterday afternoon at Schuba's listening to the Chicago School of Rock perform Pink Floyd's "The Wall."
The kids are very talented, and are being molded into bonafied rock stars under the guidance of Ethan and staff. Here's bit of "Comfortably Numb" from yesterday.
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25 Oct 2006 |
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Levy County in Florida recently required library volunteers submit to a drug test as a condition of...er...volunteering.
You know, cuz we can't have Grandma gopped up on the goop while she attempts to do something with all that free time. Sounds like it'd be less hassle to start on that nasty crack habit.
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27 Sep 2006 |
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Former handyman Charles Lennon may not receive his settlement from the company that manufactured his malfunctioning penile device. The implant has caused Lennon to have an erection for 10 years!!!
Lennon received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before the impotence drug Viagra went on the market. (Using a complicated system of pulleys, cables and a cast iron inner structure) the Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.
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16 Aug 2006 |
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Interesting concept. Pimp your favorite struggling local band, invest a little dough, and get a cut if they succeed.
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27 Apr 2006 |
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I heard the wrap party for this video was at Whitney's house because she had the best rock.
I'd just like to point out the crazed garbageman at 4:10 is now THE FUCKING GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA.
Stop The Madness, indeed.
via tha boing
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13 Feb 2006 |
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Is it bad that thru this entire thing I was thinking "break a string...break a string..." He's like a bass-playing plumber.
Thanks Chris, you bastard.
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11 Aug 2005 |
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When I first read the article in this month's Wired about aSmallWorld, I thought it was either a joke or just an essay, not a piece of journalism. That's not meant to be a slam on Ms. Jardin's writing skills; I just didn't think it was real.
As much as they probably want you to think, Damn! How do I get access to this biyatch? the first thing that crossed my mind when I hit the home page was, This is supposed to be the portal to every single hip, rich person of influence in the world, and their web site sucks. What's up with the blurry graphics?
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09 May 2005 |
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Check out this 1984 video where Mr. T does a shout out for mother's everywhere. I pity the fool that doesn't like a man w/ a hundred pounds of bling in coochie-cutters singing about his mother.
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06 May 2005 |
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It's Karen Keenan's dream eavesdrop...a coked up n' horny Pat O'Brien calls Riding The Bus With My Sister's hot, mentally-challenged mama, Rosie O'Donnell. Totally NSFW, totally hysterical.
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11 Apr 2005 |
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I usually don't like to date within the industry, but OF COURSE I'd make an exception for this guy...
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22 Mar 2005 |
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I don't know what it is with mustachioed "news" types. There's this hairy-lipped movie reviewer for a local news station who has repeatedly come up to me at parties - and I'm *totally* not special, he does it to every girl with opposable thumbs - and, wedding ring fully visible, tries to mack by introducing himself as the guy who gives bad movies a rating of "half a wormy apple." So sexy.
Anyway. The dirty, dirty Pat O'Brien voicemail is totally NSFW, unless you work at Element Creative. Pervs.
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05 Mar 2005 |
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Fred Durst shows you his 'O' face (WARNING: Spyware-laden link. Proceed at your own risk. Thanks, Nora).
WARNING: NSFW. Actually, not safe for anyone with the gift of sight.
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21 Feb 2005 |
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What the fuck, HST? Personally, I'd have thought that when he went, he'd take some of the filthy swine with him.
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20 Jan 2005 |
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Lord know it's a dark day for freedom, so here's a goodie to help take you to your special, Michael Knight-lovin' place:
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10 Jan 2005 |
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C'mon...Usher as Ren McCormack? You know you want it!
UPDATE: Hey, ask and ye shall receive...
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30 Nov 2004 |
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Sheryl Crow's stalker has the right idea:
"I was doing what I felt that she had telepathically told me to do," retired Navy Petty Officer Ambrose Kappos, 38, insisted yesterday, as testimony wound down in the weeklong Manhattan Supreme Court trial.
Kappos admitted he would try to "talk" to Crow by smoking pot and drinking two or more gallons of water, so as to super-hydrate himself into an "ecstatic state."
Here's the full scoop, for your mind-altering pleasure.
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13 Nov 2004 |
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Ol' Dirty Bastard is dead! He died today while recording in the studio. He would have been 36 Monday!
It seems like only yesterday he was interrupting the Grammys.
Please Wu-Tang your name in his memory.
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25 Sep 2004 |
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Russ Meyer (the breast fetishest) who devised what he called "the cantilevered lady picture" entered immortality this week.
Deader Pussycat, kill, kill.
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18 Aug 2004 |
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He is an aspiring rock star, but Yu Zhenhuan's claim to fame for now is that he is the hairiest man in all of China.
Q suggests he start on Broadway:
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06 Aug 2004 |
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16 Jul 2004 |
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ay chihuahua!
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27 Apr 2004 |
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An ad for a TV interview about the Beckham sex scandal was displayed during a Real Madrid game.
via fark
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26 Apr 2004 |
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19 Mar 2004 |
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11 Feb 2004 |
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Diana Ross is being sent up the river to jail (for 2 days) for drunk driving. She should have told the cops it was just a love hangover.""
Give that woman a three million dollar advance. I want to read that tell-all. "Day two: My fur was confiscated and I broke a nail... I don't think I can make it."
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26 Jan 2004 |
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Nuevo Laredo... Heavily armed Mexican army troops and federal police guard the principal street intersections of this popular border town, as the government tries to quell a brutal, bloody battle between warring drug cartels. 75 people were murdered during 2003 in Nuevo Laredo, and the majority of the killings appear to be drug-related. In recent months, the violence has spilled across the Rio Grande to Laredo. Three men were gunned down in Laredo last November in contract killings now linked to the cartel struggle across the river. The battle raging in Nuevo Laredo is for control of one of the Southwest border's most lucrative drug trafficking corridorsWe heard about this the instant we talked to the locals in Laredo. We still went across into Nuevo Laredo where we saw the military presence (along with incredible poverty) in the article. Two short trips for dinner and drinks which were very cheap.
Laredo is a town that will never rise above it's alternate economy and/or poverty for geographic reasons alone. Mexican Americans were routinely kind and soft-spoken. Had a nice time, and now a non-stop week of deadlines awaits.
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17 Dec 2003 |
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Two of the Japanese blokes on trial for organizing a sex party in China just got life sentences.
Sheesh. Lighten up China!
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25 Oct 2003 |
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Aaaahh... Will I ever tire of posting stories about hypocritical conservatives exposed as pervs? Well no, probably not... A "reverend" infamous for preaching against homosexuality at Yale, now faces charges that he solicited sex from a teenage boy. He was arrested after he offered $20 to a 14-year-old boy to perform oral sex on him.
"There's a sick satisfaction that someone so preachy is so flawed," a student said. "I'm trying not to be thrilled about it."
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14 Oct 2003 |
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A 15 minute film about the parking lot before a Judas Priest concert. A must see!
Via Tim K
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09 Oct 2003 |
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Weekend orgy outrages China, straining relations with Japan
The weekendlong orgy by 268 Japanese male tourists and upwards of 500 Chinese prostitutes in Zhuhai has touched off a furor in this country...
GAWDDAMN!
via Dowbrigade News
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24 Sep 2003 |
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Magazine publisher Igor Maltsev said he did not realise what the posters were supposed to represent.
"I thought the currencies were dancing on our poster," he said.
"But after hearing from Mr Presnyakov I saw that, yes, maybe, this is a love scene."
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08 Sep 2003 |
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31 Jul 2003 |
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Hey white trash America, get ready for the Aerosmith/KISS tour with all the essential licensed merch! And don't forget the
$250 hotsauce!
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08 Jul 2003 |
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Read up, men of house8, there's going to be an exam...
This is actually a very funny article, from The Sun, of course
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01 Jul 2003 |
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About 750 people traveled to Las Vegas to attend the seventh annual National Abstinence Clearinghouse Conference, which runs through Sunday. Convention exhibitors displayed various abstinence items, including "Keep It" underwear depicting a large red stop sign with the message "No Trespassing."
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25 Jun 2003 |
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POP history repeated itself as farce yesterday when Eminem, the enfant terrible of rap, dangled a plastic baby over the edge of his hotel balcony in Glasgow, to the delight of the small crowd of fans who had waited all day to see him.
His gesture parodied the actions of Michael Jackson, who last year provoked international outrage by holding a real baby - purportedly his own - over a hotel balcony in Germany in front of horrified crowds below.
The rapper's latest stunt adds to a catalogue of incidents that have secured his status as one of the most controversial figures in pop music today, leading George W Bush to label him "the most dangerous threat to American children since polio".
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13 Jun 2003 |
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Fired workers from a local Volvo dealership in Indonesia attacked their Swedish boss with spears after negotiations over severance pay went awry, police said Friday.
In other Spears news... Britney gets blow-up boobs...
The US Supreme Court has rejected the appeal by Stephen Michael Cohen in the sex.com case.
The decision brings to a close two years of pointless legal argument and leaves the way clear for sex.com owner Gary Kremen to concentrate on forcing .com registry VeriSign to admit its guilt in transferring the valuable domain to Mr Cohen in 1995.
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With the case finally put to rest however, Mr Kremen faces his toughest battle - forcing VeriSign to accept blame for transferring the domain without checking in the first place. He is expected to win although VeriSign is sticking to its defence that a domain name cannot legally be held to be property and as such it cannot be held to account for giving the sex.com away to someone else.
If VeriSign eventually loses, it will face a $100m fine and legal fee bill. It would also set a legal precedent that will encourage thousands of other domain owners to seek recompense for wrongly handing over domains (something VeriSign has become particularly famous for).
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11 Jun 2003 |
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10 Jun 2003 |
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Is it me or does the new Minnestoa license plate feature silhouettes of two deer doin' it doggy style?
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06 Jun 2003 |
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26 May 2003 |
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Ms. Winnie Dunbar has schmoozed her way into the hippest club on the Web. Winnie is our insider at the behemoth that is AOL Time Warner. She's also good for the random inappropriate sexual factoid from time to time. Perfect for those uncomfortable silences at family get-togethers!
Welcome, Winster!
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07 May 2003 |
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Fake "Pop Idol-esque" recruitment fliers have been seen around LA reading:
Hungry? Sick? Begging for a break? Sweet? Fresh? Would you do anything? We suck young blood? We want sweet meats. 1-866-868-4433
These are actually the lyrics for the song We Suck Young Blood off of Radiohead's upcoming album. The phone number posted (translated to 1-866-tot-hief) will play all the songs off of the album (toll free!).
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30 Apr 2003 |
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29 Apr 2003 |
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23 Apr 2003 |
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THE Chernobyl nuclear disaster has radically changed the lives of worms in the region, which now enjoy more sex, Ukrainian scientists have said.
Scientists in Sebastopol have compared the way worms reproduce around Chernobyl, where radioactivity levels in the soil are 100 times higher than normal, with their cousins elsewhere.
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Q sez these scientists never lived in Wrigleyville, where the worms don't even wait til they get home...
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14 Apr 2003 |
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The Fashion Police have captured Saddam's "love shack."
(Winnie, could smack a few people around over there, please?)
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11 Apr 2003 |
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Saddam Hussein in Weapons of Ass Destruction"Saddam's acting in the picture is actually quite good," al-Sabah notes. "One scene, in which he buries his face in a pillow and cries, is so touching you almost can forget you're watching a low-budget sexploitation film."
Andrew's commentary: I think we can all sympathize with the struggling law student who turns to a life of porn to make ends meet...
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07 Mar 2003 |
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In the years since it disappeared, the sponge achieved a kind of cult status, helped by a 1995 "Seinfeld" episode in which Elaine, discovering it would be discontinued, goes from pharmacy to pharmacy to stock up, then forces boyfriends to prove themselves "spongeworthy."
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The actual article is behind a NY Times login.
Q sez on these sites the login 'ANNOYING' and the password 'ANNOYING' works for me...
In honor of the 2nd somewhat House 8-ish trek to Vegas (now with 100% more Chris!),
Squara writes:
Bellagio review from Cheapo Casino Boy:
Rooms are fantastically lush and spacious at about
550 s.f., and the suites are even bigger and nicer. Of
course, you've got to be a freakin' Rockefeller to get
a suite. Tasteful furnishings, marble floors in the
john, and all kinds of stuff the rich are used to but
we still gawk at. The bathrooms have showers separate
from the tubs, so you can sit in the tub and watch
someone shower like rich people always do.
Vegas baby, Vegas.
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06 Mar 2003 |
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