07 Sep 2007

 
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Most admired Combover of 2007

turkish_combover.jpgRan across this sweet combover today. Look at those groovy wigggling croplines. ...and the stylish part just an inch above his ear.
Very creative.

This fashion trendsetter is President Abdelaziz Bouteflika of Turkey.


 
 

30 May 2007

 
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Dr: "I'm sorry to tell you Miss, you have an extremely obscure disease with a very silly name."

An Italian doctor has reconstructed vaginas for two women born with a rare congenital deformation, using their own cells to build vaginal tissue in the lab for the first time. The two gals had Mayer-Von Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser Syndrome which results in a serious lack of (censored), and often an inability to remember the name of your disease.
I can't wait to see the script for that movie of the week.

Can you imagine if this new technology falls into the wrong hands?
Please consider donating your unused hoo-hah to someone who hasn't got one.


 
 

09 Jan 2005

 
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Magic-ly Delicious

Condi Rice picked some weird looking dude for her 2nd in command. yellow teeth giant ears life-like rug demonic leprechaun face

no, really. look at him again.


 
 

31 Oct 2004

 
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From Bad to Worse

Demolition began recently to clear the Sun Times site for Trump tower. Since the Times bldg is such a dog, I was really interested in what type of place they'd move to. The poor bastards got relocated to the somehow even uglier (& much-reviled) window-lacking Apparel Mart.(below)


 
 

28 Mar 2003

 
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Mesh Caps

It's like a train wreck.

via cheese dip


 
 

28 Jan 2003

 
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I sing with my face, not with my ass...Oh, I mean the other way around.

This little item had top listing on Netscape's home page this morning. Even Hans Blix wears them!


 
 

10 Jan 2003

 
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The Non-Expert's Desk: Men's Accessories

All Accessories, All At Once: You've seen this before: the publishing type who wears all his labels at once, plus creams his hair back, checks his watch, and worries about his Audi getting dinged on the street. On the same spectrum, the emo-rock boy who has six pins on his jacket, his hair poofing just so, the right glasses, the right shoulder bag.

If you're one of these, take a weekend at a spiritual retreat. If you see one of these, stand back, especially on a subway platform. Anyone this obsessed is the type of person who will line up for fascists, and you never know what their leader has already told them.


 
 

14 Jun 2002

 
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Did Becks steal Vyvyan's 'do?

Vyv - Becks

You be the judge...


 
 

07 May 2002

 
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Customatix - the latest crack

Design your own footwear. And none of that lame ass Nike shit, neither...

via Ryan D.


 
 

21 Mar 2002

 
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Design for Chunks

Those who've worked with me know I'm not that design-savvy. But these vomit bags rock!

via Liz H


 
 

25 Jul 2001

 
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David Hansen: World Champion Hair Piece Designer

If only I'd had the eyemodule on me. I was behind this cat on Chicago this afternoon. He's cruisin' on a fat, canary yellow Harley, sportin' a natty leather vest with a huge dragon on the back and "David Hansen World Champion Hair Piece Designer" around it. Of course, in true 21st century style, he had his URL embroidered on the back, too.


"The hair talks to me," asserts Hansen. "I know that sounds crazy, but it does. It tells me exactly how to cut it."

Snippy-Doo!
Criminey! Just to get yer darned hairpiece "cleaned and styled" will run ya 55 bones! And a full custom noggin rug? $1600! Yikes!