18 Dec 2006

 
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Pearl Necklace, Jr. by Hasbro

Jerk it, kids!

Yes, it is real.


 
 

07 Dec 2006

 
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Ghost of Xmas Wishlist Past

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21 Jun 2006

 
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Just point and $hoot.

I needed to replace my dead camera last week. I was considering this sweet $29,995.00 Hasselblad H2D-39.

It's nice of them to shave that last five dollars off. Who doesn't love a bargain? It's 39 Mega-Pixels. Apparently you can photographh people's DNA with it.


 
 

31 May 2006

 
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Cute free disposable organizers!

Is it me or does this have johnny jpeg written all over it? Via Erica.


 
 

10 Jun 2005

 
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Props to the Frogs!

They finally did something cool!


 
 

27 Jan 2005

 
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Having Trouble Finding Your Sweetie a Valentine's Day Present?

Buy This .


 
 

13 Jan 2005

 
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iPod quadruples Apples profits

What's four times zero again?
Oh wait, I'm thinking of their market share.
(nyuk, nyuk...)


 
 

12 Dec 2004

 
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Gift Ideas

Doggy Tongue-ball
It's a ball with a big rubber tongue. You throw it and when your dog retrieves it, it looks like he has a jumbo tongue. wait... let me explain some more...
CSI: Forensic Facial Reconstruction Kit
For the budding crimnologist in your family. The toy that stares your kids into submission...

My rusted Slinky® looks pretty sad next to these.



 
 

03 Aug 2004

 
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Gigantic pair of giraffe balls...

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Who are the AD WIZARDS that came up with this?

(Via Erica)


 
 

26 Jan 2004

 
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New Motor Home Can Cruise On Land Or Water

The Terra Wind is an amphibious motor home. It can do 80 mph on the highway and about six knots on water.

It was created by Jim and Julie Giljam, of South Carolina, who showed off the vehicle at a recent RV show in the Washington area.

The amphibious RV is more like a luxury liner, with everything from a full-size Jacuzzi whirlpool bath to a big screen TV.

While the motor home is at home on the water, the Giljams say it's not for ocean cruises. It can only take waves up to about four feet high.

It also has a yacht-like sticker price. The Giljams say the Terra Wind has a base price of $850,000


 
 

12 Dec 2003

 
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Oh yeah? Can your grandpappy do this?

I'm not up on the finer nuances of modern Japanese culture and social scenes, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say these guys probably have a lot of free time on Saturday night. Amazing. Be sure to stick it out for the ultimate combo of geek Japanese culture, yo-yos and breakdancing.

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18 Nov 2003

 
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Xmas list: amended

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Stats Bounce Jump Around - Drowning, paralysis, other

What, exactly, is "other?" If I buy it, will I find out?


 
 

17 Nov 2003

 
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Gleaming the Cube

Camann's father, William, an anesthesiologist, and his mother, Rhonda, who have spent the weekend hovering on the sidelines, say they were a bit worried when their son began cubing two or three hours a day, concerned that his marks might suffer.

The latest drug crisis in our youth? Nah, just folks a little too into Rubik's Cube.

(Note: There don't appear to be too many Unofficial World Records posted for "Rubik-like" puzzles on speedcubing.com, so get crackin' and you too could see your name in lights.)


 
 

13 Sep 2003

 
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Action! Figures!

Seattle librarian Nancy Pearl holds the librarian action figure she inspired outside Archie McPhee & Co.'s Seattle store. The librarian joins the McPhee lineup of other action figures, including Sigmund Freud, Nico the espresso stand barista, and Jesus Christ.

I have this vision of House8 members going to this site and being separated from their money... be sure you don't miss 'peeing guy"...

 
 

27 May 2003

 
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As cuddly as a microbe

Just in time for, um... Flag Day!
Giant Microbe stuffed toys! Who wouldn't want the Flu? (right)
or a stomach-ache? (left)


Yayyyyyy!
Microbes are fun!

Somehow I think Diarrhea will never
make it into production.



 
 

25 Apr 2003

 
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German kids are whining for it!

Perfectly detailed, right down to the pulled up sleeves and groin bulge on the Michael Knight figure.


 
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Purrrrrrr-fect!

Bring pleasure to your Nokia phone...The Purring Kitty transforms Nokia mobile phones into discrete, vibrating massagers.

Its tender purring vibrations provide perfect company on even the loneliest winter nights.


 
 

15 Apr 2003

 
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Portrait of the Artist in Plastic

Jarvis Rockwell's toys plumb the emotional depths of culture, religion, and the artist's own relationship with his famous father, Norman Rockwell.

Yes, but is it art? Well, probably not, but all those toys sure are cool to look at! I dream of being able to have a room in my house, with large glass cases in which to display all my mexican masked-wrestler action figures. (via ArtKrush*)

*By the way ArtKrush is featuring my old studio neighbor from grad school, Su-en Wong. She's one of maybe four people on Earth who has actually paid money to own some of my art!


 
 

02 Apr 2003

 
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Ghettopoly

Buying stolen properties, pimpin hoes, building crack houses and projects...for 2 to 7 Playas.


 
 

27 Mar 2003

 
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Toy Rocket Engines Under ATF Scrutiny

A small provision in the Homeland Security Act is having unintended consequences for boys and their toys.

Meanwhile, Drones See, Smell Evil From Above


 
 

14 Jan 2003

 
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Why I own a Realdoll.

3. After I graduated I met a girl I really liked and asked her out. She sayed " Well I am really busy, but give me your number and I will call you". Well she did about 2 weeks later. She called me on a Saturday night around 6Pm and said " Hey, do you have any plans for tonight?" I said " No, I do not have anything to do tonight" She said "Good, I have a DATE tonight can you come over and babysit my son for me" Well that was the last time I ever spoke to her.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up...

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07 Jan 2003

 
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Are you Sarah Connor?...

The Dodge Tomahawk concept motorcycle was unveiled this week at the North American International Auto Show in Detroit.

The 500-horsepower Viper V-10 engine gives the vehicle a potential top speed of nearly 400 miles per hour.

...which I find is so practical...

The team of designers (all under 5'4") were too busy playing with action figures to make an appearance.

(cape sold separately)


 
 

19 Nov 2002

 
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Tell me something good

You knew it was funny to hear Stephen Hawking say "penis," but now you can make him say it in a German accent! Add some salsa with our smoky Latin lady! Thanks AT&T!


 
 

11 Sep 2002

 
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The Morning News weighs in on the Nimbus 2000

Would someone please wipe the smile off that kid's face?





 
 

04 Sep 2002

 
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Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom

This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

Bzzzzzz!!!!


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23 Aug 2002

 
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Monster Dolls

Freak out the youngsters in your life this holiday season.

Shit, did I just say that? It's August!

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20 Aug 2002

 
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The Hello Kitty Stress Test

Hello Kitty has her own stress test. The questions are pretty strange.

andrew, why isn't there a hello kitty category here?


 
 

30 Jul 2002

 
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Freestyle PogoBall

We are moving ever so closer to the logical final phase of extreme sports, extreme jumping up and down. Extreme PogoBall is more or less that but with a plastic-ringed kickball between one's feet.

A related anecdote: Back in the later half of the 80s, my neighbor, Jeff Bailey, had a PogoBall. It wasn't very often that I got to bounce around on it. However, this one clear summer day I was given free reign over the PogoBall and gleefully bounced while Jeff looked on. Somewhere in the middle of my radical (for you youngin's, that's what we called "extreme" activities back in the 80s) routine, Jeff started to freak out saying, "Whoa, do you feel that?" Well, all I felt was the exhilaration of PogoBallin'. Apparently I had missed the strongest earthquake to hit Central Illinois in half a century. I now spend my days regretting ever setting foot on that accursed PogoBall. The end.


 
 

25 Jul 2002

 
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BEST SITE EVER!

These are the most awesome toys!


 
 

29 May 2002

 
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German Building Blocks

No this link isn't about post WWII German society, it's about toys! Really neat toy building blocks:

Made of fabricated stone in sandstone, slate, and terracotta, these silky smoothe blocks are archetecturally sound enough to build castles, cathedrals, fortified cities, and houses of all kinds...

I especially like wooden boxes in which they are packaged.


 
 

17 May 2002

 
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Troll Doll Production Resumes

I know I'm relieved.


 
 

13 May 2002

 
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Gizmo Provides 'Ruff' Translation

Dr Doolittle, step aside.

I'm bow-lingual!


 
 

20 Feb 2002

 
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Wacky Weenies!

Just like the beanie babies...only better!


 
 

12 Feb 2002

 
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Fun Free Stuff!

On the site, you will find:

  • A number of sexual positions, each illustrated by an image.
  • Unintended use of figure drawing mannequins.
  • Some really cheap, imitation Barbie and Ken dolls.
  • Weak attempts at humor.
  • Over 100 positions and six animated sequences.

    I hope you find the site entertaining.

    And don't feel left out out if you're gay.



    via here


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    16 Jan 2002

     
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    New imac announced! Less delicious looking.

    Apple seems to have abandoned the candy colors that made the first imacs all the rage. Maybe it's because every other computer company has put out their own bad rip-off of the imac look.


     
     

    11 Jan 2002

     
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    Mullet Head premium vinyl figures

    The all new Mullet action figures, bring to life the many colorful people you've met driving across the beautiful countryside of the good ol' US of A.

    © Minidisco



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    01 Dec 2001

     
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    Remember lawn darts?