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Hey Graf, how do I add this to the baby registry?

Ren & Stimpy: The Lost Episodes

Duuurrr...

Sponsor of bill to display the Ten Commandments in the House and Senate buildings can't name them. Colbert at his finest.

Wait, what are we supposed to stop?

I heard the wrap party for this video was at Whitney's house because she had the best rock.

I'd just like to point out the crazed garbageman at 4:10 is now THE FUCKING GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA.

Stop The Madness, indeed.

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Average Homeboy

I basically went to high school with this guy. (No, not this specific guy, but certainly about a half dozen who could've easily made this video.)

I don't even know where to begin, so just watch. A pox on your house, Ryan, for I now am going to have the image of this guy in a Yankees uniform burned into my brain.

Michael Fuckin' Anthony

Is it bad that thru this entire thing I was thinking "break a string...break a string..." He's like a bass-playing plumber.

Thanks Chris, you bastard.

Yes! A Piece of History. Thank you, Star.

Just go watch it. And be patient, ants in yer pants.

(RealPlayer)

Oh. My. God.

Okay, I have to be honest here. I've been going back and forth and back and forth on whether or not Dubya is really as dumb as he appears, or if it's all just a good ol' boy act.

Exhibit #29845 for the former: The President of the United States' explanation of tribal sovereignty.

Wow. It's almost as though the words hurt coming out.

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Q wins Video Friday

Betcha didn't even know it was Video Friday, didja? Well now you do. And Q went and kicked everyone's asses. Congrats Q. Don't let anyone ever tell you you're not a winner. Because you are.

Best. Freestyle. EVAR.

YOU GO NOW! (Windows Media Player)

Yet another reason the terrorists hate us

I'm not sure how, but I'm certain we're responsible for this.

Thanks Ryan, I think.

Hamburgers, hamburgers, potato salad, watermelon!

Possibly the greatest video link since Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

Bikini'd models cavorting with various types of lunchmeats and dancing around like idiots. Off Boing Boing, so chances are you'll have to be patient. It is worth the wait.

Happy Friday.

Radiohead - Go To Sleep video (Quicktime)

Fake Nokia Commercial

I was e-mailed this video today, so I'm sure it's making the internet rounds now. The video appears to be real (although Nokia had nothing to do with it). Cat lovers be warned.

Secret Mind Control Video

Whilst browsing the web I came across this odd video. Supposedly it's some sort of optical/audio illusion. I just think it's a hypnotic mind control tool. Download the video, set it to loop, turn up your speakers and turn down the lights...

...da da... ga ga.. ba ba... da da

Bumfights

Motero, do you own this yet? If so, why haven't you invited us over for a viewing? Don't be holdin' out on a brutha...

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The Security Camera Players

They like to be watched.

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Tenacious D video for "Fuck Her Gently"

Sputnik7 = lame

I don't get it. According to the Epitonic newsletter, they've been nominated for the "Best Music Site" Webby Award, yet when you click on "Radio Stations" they tell you they don't have any, and to go over to Epitonic! Huh?

Alright, so I'll check out their video stuff. Hip hop, full screen. Wait, wait, wait. Tappity, tappity, tappity. Oh, shit, they're using RealEvil to stream video? Ewwww! Error. (Big surprise there.)

Goodbye.