NE Ohio flooded

Graf's family is very lucky to only have a bit of water in their basement. Some of their neighbors...not so much. Never a good sign when you can jet ski down Main Street. And I hear the Chipotle is flooded! Send in the National Guard, people!

Mother Nature 1, Lake County 0.

The Graf family lives on this road.
In Mentor, Hodgson Road between Lost Nation and Rt. 306 is impassable.

WHAT! Chappelle checks into psych facility

Chappelle's gone crazy, bitch! YEAH. What! Okay.

Men! Beware your "lap tops"

They damage your nards!

Attention Wal-mart shoppers...

Yah, well Carlos- we all thought your proposal sounded sweet and romantic- but puh-leese, it cannot compare to this, "straight out of storybook" action. I hope someday when I am buying tampax and freeze-pops, I will look up and see my knight in shining armor...my turkey man. (sigh)

Bush Orders Iraq To Disarm Before Start Of War

WASHINGTON, DCÑMaintaining his hardline stance against Saddam Hussein, President Bush ordered Iraq to fully dismantle its military before the U.S. begins its invasion next week. "U.S. intelligence confirms that, even as we speak, Saddam is preparing tanks and guns and other weapons of deadly force for use in our upcoming war against him," Bush said Sunday during his weekly radio address. "This madman has every intention of firing back at our troops when we attack his country." Bush warned the Iraqi dictator to "lay down [his] weapons and enter battle unarmed, or suffer the consequences."

This is funny AND true...

via the onion

Bidet Ole

Lisa and I sat in shock horror after seeing the ad for this over the weekend. It's not the concept of a poor man's ass-shower that disturbed us. It was the ad itself. Everytime they show the product in that "And That's Not All!" part, it's floating in this alien-green like water. Really disturbing.

Backstreet Boy Nick Carter arrested and begins bawling

"The cops arrested him, put him in handcuffs, and then put him in the police car. Nick wasn't belligerent, but he started bawling. He said, 'You just want to arrest a Backstreet Boy. I've never been arrested. I don't know what to do!' He was crying hard. Tears were streaming down his face. People were laughing at him. The cops were chuckling."